Part 1

Sandals are so easy going because they are toe-tally open to anything.

 

Why don't fish make quick decisions?

With so many scales, it takes time to weigh the facts.

 

Dishwashers have great rhythm because their hands are always in-sink.

 

Part 2

A sad poker player kept dropping hands.

Too many heavy hearts.

 

A knife salesperson could never close a deal because they couldn't cut to the chase.

 

A farmer was questioned about the crop circles in his field.

He was charged with a grain assault.

 

Bonus:

I wasn't overly impressed with the gumbo, pretty meaty okra.