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Penguins are evil

Did I do this right?

 

Verse 1 lyrics

Gateways, people, and ticket boxes

animals from Fish to foxes

But one animal is real yuck

[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck

 

Verse 2 lyrics

I thought they were real cute

with they're Big flippers and tiny snoots

Well you’re just a kid, a stupid lil' shmuck (26)

[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck

Verse 3 lyrics

They are disgusting they are evil

They're murderers wake up sheeple

For too long we’ve let them run amuck

[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck

Bridge lyrics

Salut, mon amie

Spreading rumours, I see

What has this man said about me

(He said your disgusting and evil)

Oh, Sacre bleu

You liar how could you be so untrue

(Wait why would a penguin have a French accent)

I’ve been found out its time that I went

Sorry I must bid you adieu my friend

Verse 3 lyrics

So, we agree penguins are a threat

Did you not hear what he just said?

No, I didn’t listen to that weird duck

[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck

Verse 4

Hey Hun let’s leave this man alone

don’t leave I’ve no way to get home (or a home)

there’s only to truths in life I’m stuck and

[Refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck

End Verse

Penguins are evil, bringing bad luck

Penguins are evil, running amuck

Penguins are evil, go home you’re drunk