Penguins are evil
Did I do this right?
Verse 1 lyrics
Gateways, people, and ticket boxes
animals from Fish to foxes
But one animal is real yuck
[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck
Verse 2 lyrics
I thought they were real cute
with they're Big flippers and tiny snoots
Well you’re just a kid, a stupid lil' shmuck (26)
[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck
Verse 3 lyrics
They are disgusting they are evil
They're murderers wake up sheeple
For too long we’ve let them run amuck
[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck
Bridge lyrics
Salut, mon amie
Spreading rumours, I see
What has this man said about me
(He said your disgusting and evil)
Oh, Sacre bleu
You liar how could you be so untrue
(Wait why would a penguin have a French accent)
I’ve been found out its time that I went
Sorry I must bid you adieu my friend
Verse 3 lyrics
So, we agree penguins are a threat
Did you not hear what he just said?
No, I didn’t listen to that weird duck
[refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck
Verse 4
Hey Hun let’s leave this man alone
don’t leave I’ve no way to get home (or a home)
there’s only to truths in life I’m stuck and
[Refrain]Penguins are evil, they really suck
End Verse
Penguins are evil, bringing bad luck
Penguins are evil, running amuck
Penguins are evil, go home you’re drunk