My pitch would be for Netflix.
It would be a comedic post about the benefits of binge-watching from the point of view of a dog or cat.
Basically it would point out that Netflix is for everyone, and that even our pets can enjoy it when their owners are away for the day.
One idea would be to write it from the point of view of the pugs from Maria Bamford's new Netflix series, Lady Dynamite.
I'll return to this again to write out an actual pitch. This is just an idea for now.