So I've had a look around the house and apparently everything not inside the house is outside the house. I am literally surrounded by the out of doors.
Mad dash out, braving hordes of bugs with weird butts as well as the radioactive death-rays of the sun.
Behold! That butt is disconcerting.
A mere two steps into the out of doors and I stumbled upon some zinnias. That felt like enough of the out of doors as I could handle in one go.
I have to admit, the Sigma 70mm F2.8 DG MACRO | A is wonderful for capturing weird bug butts.