I've been all over the internet for years, trying to get people to notice that I am an artist.  But I never really knew what the internet was.  Now, I feel like I'm beginning to understand.  Like, hyperstand.

As it turns out, the cliche about artists starving is pretty true, and as I have a sort of blue collar macho streak, I've been earning my bread in the custruction industry as a carpenter for the ... longest damn time.

But I got hurt, and I got a mac.  So I'ma try and embrace my inner hipster and learn how to really use the damn thing.  And get money.  I just want some money, really.