Worst Restaurant Experience

  • There are exceedingly bright lights so you can see your food in excruciating detail.
  • All of the food is shaped tofu, it looks like a shoe, but it's tofu, or an iPhone made of tofu etc.
  • They don't serve water, only wine.
  • The waiters are jerks and they ignore you.
  • There are no utensils.
  • There are no bathrooms.
  • The chairs all all tilted forward to make you want to hurry up and leave.