Oh, the girly and the n00b! | Skillshare Projects

Oh, the girly and the n00b!

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a horrified young woman discovered her lack of grids.

There was much rejoicing to be done when finally, a brave knight in skillshare armour rescued her from the depths of poor text alignment despair.

With their first kiss, she finally learned why everyone and their grandmothers had huge design boners for Helvetica. She stole the knight's armour and went to take the ring to Mordor...wait, no. She went to find  the Helvetica witch, wich gave her the Helvetica font to use and love.

Once Helvetica was acquired, she returned, had steamy designer sex with the knight and they eventually had a semi-ugly baby because the woman was not good at text yet. The couple was sure that the next few offspring would be better, though!

The populace cried tears of joy and pride upon seeing a babe that for once, didn't have Times New Roman or centered text. It did have, however, a disturbing ammount of old-looking pattern.

Alas, old habits die hard!

And they lived happily ever after!


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