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MUMS - IF YOU WANT MORE FRUIT AND LESS SUGAR IN YOUR SPREADS NEVER BUY JAM

Hi,

My name is Graham and I’m the biggest sinner at the Wicked Jam Company. You might think that I’m crazy telling you not to buy Jam when we’re called the Wicked Jam Company.

Well we don’t eat Jam either – why?

Well some bureaucrat said that for a Jam to be called a Jam it MUST have 65% sugar in it…that’s not a typo…65% sugar,  that means for every 3 teaspoons of Jam you might eat, 2 teaspoons is sugar.

So since our fruit spreads have heaps less than 65% sugar in them, you can have confidence that you’ll be getting less sugar than some of those other jokers.

So – in protest we’ve called our fruit spreads the Unjam.

BEST TASTING...EVER - 110% GUARANTEED

I don’t know about you but if you’ve had enough of buying plastic, over processed, tasteless fruit spreads from the supermarket. I know exactly how you feel – there’s got to be a better way right. Well we found a way to make spreads with real fruit, using less sugar and still preserve it so you can have the best tasting spread…ever.

That’s our promise 110% to you.

If this is not the best tasting spread ever in your mind…no problem we’ll refund you 110% of your purchase price back…guaranteed.

YOU DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR FOOD

Have you looked at the ingredients list of a product and saw a whole heap of numbers, symbols and letters and still had no idea on what exactly you’re eating. Or saw scientific speak on the packaging without having a clue on what that was?

The questions I have is – if this is real food why mask what’s in it with “Verbal Garbage”? Just tell me what it is and I’ll decide whether I want it or not.

Oh yeah – tell me where the fruit is sourced from too.

With Wicked Jam – all our fruit is sourced in Otago, New Zealand – period. If you want to know where exactly just ask – happy to tell you, OR just go and look at each spread and you'll know exactly what's in it - everytime.

YOU DESERVE TO KNOW YOUR FOOD IS SAFE

We’re one of only two Health and Safety registered home kitchens in Central Otago. We are professionally trained in Food Health and Safety from Otago Polytechnic in Dunedin and operate under a Food Health and Safety Plan.

WARNING - if you’re allergic to anything don’t eat this stuff.

SOMETIMES…IT’S GOOD TO BE BAD

We at Wicked Jam are all up for a good bout of regular sinning, especially when it comes to food.

Food is supposed to delight, it’s supposed to be fun and you’re supposed to enjoy it! So we’ve been a bit wicked and created two fantastic chocolate butters.

Warning – these are not body butters. What the hell, who are we to tell you what to do with it

No hiding it – these are packed full of sugar, Otago fruit (Raspberries or Apricots), Whittakers Dark Ghana chocolate (if you’re a Kiwi you know what I mean) and crushed Almonds. A sweet sinful delight in a jar.

And we’d highly recommend not sharing this with anyone else either…why, they’ll only eat it.

YOU CAN'T BUY THESE ON-LINE

OK - you must think we're crazy - can't buy on-line! Are you guys in the dark ages? Nope...we'll we might be a little bit crazy. We want to get to know you and we want to be sure that our spreads will be right for you. If they're not we won't sell them to you. If they are we can arrange for payment together and we'll ship them to you. Just fill in the email form and we'll be in touch.

OR you can visit it at a local Farmers Market

LIFE'S SHORT...SIN A LITTLE

Sometimes we think -- To Hell with it: Treat yourself – Life’s Short – Eat Chocolate

Whether your naughty or nice, at wicked we can accommodate your tastebuds.

Remember – it’s good to be bad…ENJOY!Graham

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