One international trip with an 8-month-old, one lack of internet connection, one open-sourced software use and a week of full-time parenting later, this is what I came up with!
I'm getting happier with it. My program doesn't have all the sexy texts that I've seen, so I was limited in that way, but it's getting a bit more polished.
This is the first time I've ever used vector art software and it was a real challenge for me. It took me about 6 hours to make this logo! It's not perfect but I'm happy with the progress.