Essay ideas

1. The naked guy: one morning I woke up next to a naked guy--and it's not what you think

2. The flying piece of chicken: Once at a formal dinner I messed with my table manners and managed to cut a piece of chicken that ended up flying across the table straight on a guy's shirt

3. Neighbors' meeting: the first general meeting of all the homeowners at my condo. Interesting complaints from all tenants: one apologizing for the drug dealer they arrested in my building and the other claiming there's a whorehouse on the second floor