Female, approaching 30, chubby, mexican, over-analyzer, clumsy, love food, curious, willing to try new things even if it kills me, designer, geeky, anxious, millennial, sarcastic, procrastinator, sassy.
40 Things Only Clumsy People Would Understand:
1. Dropping food everywhere 2. Stains on your body from mystery places 3. Trip all the time 4. Have awkward coordination 5. Lose at twister 6. Put clothes on backwards or upside-down 7. Fail at opening containers 8. Being disastrous with tools 9. Misplaced keys all the time 10. Double check on tasks to make sure you did them correctly 11. Fail at tutorials that require physical effort 12. Looking horrible while exercising 13. Break things constantly 14. Checks for shoelaces constantly 15.Being bad at sports 16. Balls, frisbees, hacky-sacks are your worst enemy 17. Mystery bruises all over your body 18. Spilled coffee stains on desk constantly 19. Multitasking fails, can't type and walk at the same time 20. Reaction time delay, not being able to react quickly 21. Body all over the place in photos 22. Crash on doors, tables, poles, signs. 23. Having to rely on intellectual work instead of doing physical work 24. Dropping your phone constantly 25. Damaged keyboards from spills 26. Ripped clothes from getting caught on stuff 27. Sports are deadly 28. So much money spent on repairing broken things 30. Hand placement is a struggle 31. Excessive use of force in daily tasks 32. Fail in basic things, like walking 33. Gravity always wins 34. Pick things from the floor, to have them slip of your hands again 35. Being really good at falling, use your hands and move your body to avoid a faceplant 36. Heels? Hell no 38. Don't trust me with your stuff, I am a mess and will drop them all over. 39. Being great at first aid care 40. You can't have anything valuable, you'll just break it. 41. Have to work harder than anyone else to be taken seriously 42. Being constantly babied by SO, siblings, family 43. Knowing your clumsiness will be your cause of death