Conversation using two of my lines of dialogue from youtube

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“I don’t know why my girlfriend is mad at me.” 

“ Well that sucks for us men we do not pick up hints.” 

“Wait, you think she was hinting at something totally obvious?” 

“Well, since I know your girlfriend's Indian and I am also Indian then of course I would probably know.” 

“So just spit it out then.”

“99 % of the time it’s not that your brown girlfriend is defective it’s that you don’t know how to treat her right.”

“Is that so?” 

“Yeah,man.” 

“Hold on... how did she end up getting mad at you?” 

“Well all I did was ask her how to speak Indian.”