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Commandments

  • Cardio
  • The Double Tap
  • Beware of Bathrooms
  • Wear Seat Belts
  • No Attachments
  • The “Skillet”
  • Travel Light
  • Get a Kick Ass Partner
  • With your Bare Hands
  • Don’t Swing Low
  • Use Your Foot
  • Bounty Paper Towels
  • Shake it Off
  • Always carry a change of underwear
  • Bowling Ball
  • Opportunity Knocks
  • Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  • Limber Up
  • Break it Up
  • It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  • Avoid Strip Clubs
  • When in doubt Know your way out
  • Zipplock
  • Use your thumbs
  • Shoot First
  • A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  • Incoming!
  • Double-Knot your Shoes
  • The Buddy System
  • Pack your stain stick
  • Check the back seat
  • Enjoy the little things
  • Swiss army Knife

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