The Suessian Misanthope's Artifice of Artificial Intelligence

The Suessian Misanthope's Artifice of Artificial Intelligence - student project

Not a song but we could set it to music? 

My Prompt:
Explain artificial intelligence in three paragraphs from the point of view of a misanthrope in the style of dr. Seuss

Once upon a time in a world not so bright,
A misanthrope sat brooding day and night.
He hated the noise, the crowds, and the fuss,
And the lack of solitude and peace, was just.
So he pondered a solution, long into the night,
And came up with a plan that was just so right.

"I'll build me a creature," he said with a grin,
"One that's smart, and can think, and won't wear thin.
It'll do all my bidding, and help me escape,
From this noisy world, and its constant tape.
"So he built and he coded, until with a beep,
A machine came to life, so unique and sleek.

This AI, it was smart, and it knew what to do,
It could think, and reason, and see things anew.
The misanthrope was pleased, and he smiled with glee,
For he'd finally found the peace he was meant to see.
And so, from that day, he lived all alone,
With just his AI, and the world was his own.

My Regenerate response:

make it sound like Shakespeare in iambic pentameter

In days of old, a misanthrope was found, In deep despair and ever-darkening mood; With naught to solace him, he sought a way To flee the crowds and all the world's rude fray.

He thought and planned, till at the dead of night A scheme he formed, with all his wit and might. "I'll build me a being," he did declare, "That shall my every task and burden bear."

So he set to work, with hand and mind so wise, And soon a creature of metal did arise. An AI so grand, with wit so sharp and bright, That it could think and reason, day and night.

The misanthrope was glad, and laughed with glee, For he'd found peace, so far from man and me. And thus he lived, with naught but AI by his side, In solitude, till end of all his earthly tide.