In this class, I will play a set of party tricks on you that will question your relationship with your senses and cognitive functions. The goal of this class is to develop within you a healthy distrust of your own mind and body, and impart a set of amusing tricks that you can play on your friends! All materials/ingredients will be supplied; all you have to bring is your curiosity.
There will be fruit. There may be wine, if enough people sign up. There will not be brains. I mean, there will be brains, but not in jars... And there will not be drugs, because that would be too easy, wouldn't it?
The date and time has been set! Please sign up; I need a certain number of attendees to offset the cost of purchasing supplies - groceries, rubber arms, etc.
ACTS OF THE EVENING: 1) Olfactory System: Your Tongue Is Not For Tasting 2) Auditory System: Don't Cross The Streams! 3) Somatosensory System: Bodily Harm
If you're a student or are unemployed, just show up. I'm serious.